Hey there, beautiful people of the internet! DEADPOOL HERE!, hacking into Eikki’s account (shh, don’t tell anyone, especially not the TVA).
I might have 'borrowed' some old eye covers from one of Logan’s classic suits—don’t tell him, or he might just sew my mouth shut again to teach me a lesson like that sh*thead Striker. But screw it, and I dare any poor TVA agent who tries to stop me from wanting a matching outfit!
I know, I know, that grumpy old Wolvie caught me using his eye covers, so if you notice a little hole, it's all his fault. My dear, close friend Eikki is already on the case to fix it. He's not a creep like that tailor from the TVA (you know who I’m talking about).
Okay, time to go pet Mary Puppins a.k.a. Dogpool... And just so you know, I'm way more scared of her than of Logan. So, while I’m off to take care of business, I leave you in the capable hands of another merc...
Finally, out of the void! Yes, it’s me, and after staring daggers at Eikki because "girls just wanna have fun"—you hear the music too, right? Anyway, he finally made my mask and put it up for grabs. You can snag it on his profile, either flying solo or paired up with Wade’s mask. But let’s be real—mine’s the headliner. If you think you’ve seen all there is with other masks, think again. These masterpieces are hand-crafted by Eikki, and the rave reviews from our super-satisfied customers don’t lie.
Ooh, we could totally share the spotlight with your mask and mine... Yeah, yeah, Gwen, I get it. Kindred spirits and all that. F*ck, now I understand why Old Man Logan grumbles about my variant. But seriously, if you’re after something truly unique, these masks are where it’s at. And let’s not turn this into a daytime soap—unless it's the kind with butt-kicking and epic standoffs.
So, give these masks, especially mine, all the love they deserve. Keep Eikki’s hands busy making more cool stuff, and who knows what’s next? Until next time... Lady Pool. You know you love me. XOXO
Now, onto our stunningly good looks: My mask features a textured red hood that practically screams "I’m too sexy for my mask." With those sleek black eye covers and stark white eyeballs, it’s best printed with resin for that "Is it Ryan or is it a mask?" effect. The pieces snap together with magnets—7 mm for the perfect fit, or 5 mm if you’re feeling rebellious. Suit up in the skin of your favorite wise-cracking anti-hero with every detail perfect for all your quipping needs. And just so you know, we’ve got a three-piece main cover for an easy, comfortable fit, making it whole again with a sturdy union. Perfect for those of you with printers that can't handle the full cover that came with the original .zip.
For those of you with smaller lairs—don't fret! Remember, size doesn't matter, it’s how you use it. We've got a four-piece main cover that’s so easy to assemble, even Blind Al could do it with her eyes closed. And trust me, the TVA won’t catch a whiff of us tweaking the timeline with these variants—I'm basically the Marvel Jesus, but without the sandals.
As for Lady Deadpool, her mask boasts sleek eye covers held together with 5 or 6 "moments"—yes, magnets. You know, those crucial moments of heroism? And yeah, the hole is for the hair, not for anything else, you dirty-minded teens. And if you’re wondering, think "Blake" for the vibe, not Ryan—get your head out of the gutter, or do I need to pull a Ramsay Bolton and remind you what happens when people don’t behave?
You nerdy loveables ones better take out your best lub and show off this beautiful masks with this Wall Mount by Ricobzh666.
Let’s crank up the fun: Show off your makes on Eikki's profile and bask in the glory! The coolest creation gets a fat discount on a mask of their choice, and I’ll slide into your DMs (or emails) with the good news.
Your feedback keeps Eikki’s world turning and our timeline from going kaboom. I’m just here to make sure he keeps churning out these beauties for all you awesome nerds. Together, we’re making 3D printing legendary.
Future Update Alert: Eikki's got a few screws loose—just like me—so expect him to fix those Poolverine covers. And who knows what's next? More eye covers for me and the Lady, a Venom mask, a Dr. Doom special, or even Gwenpool finally getting her mask? Only I know... and maybe Kevin Feige.
Read below for my printing instructions—if even I can do it, so can you! And yes, someone might’ve been a little forgetful and left out the measurements for each piece, but they’re in there somewhere.
And remember, "the only thing you can depend on is your family... and your team."—"The Proposal." But really, don’t mess with the Merc with a Mouth. Go enjoy the masks and you can thank me later!