Milton is a low-poly Parasaurolophus intended for use as a replacement robber token for Settlers of Catan.
Unlike Robber Rex, Milton prefers quiet contemplation to the sacking and pillaging lifestyle, and spends a great deal of time working up the courage to post anonymously on Jezebel comment threads.
Read a little short fiction about Milton over at the blog: http://bit.ly/1Jc1pfM
Seej patient zero. Barbie Armor Designer, artist, worst programmer ever. Mostly illiterate, but has minimal competence in spoken Mandarin. Not real clear on Ohm's law.