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Interstellar Janitor's High Speed Mop Bucket Moped

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YOU WILL MOP ETERNAL, SHINY AND GOLD!

Witness me once again clean up the tube monkey's leakage. They can afford to equip us with these stupid scooters, but replacing some of the infrastructure of this place is way out of budget. And last year it was decided the best way to protect him is to equip us with mops. 10,000 of us protecting the greatest leader of mankind and I'm mopping up his 'leakage'. The pinnacle of human bioengineering, left to clean up the geriatric ward of a single resident.

Now I don't want to sound ungrateful. These scooters are pretty fun, but who had grand idea was it to equip us with the lance that is shorter than the scooter? We're more likely to cause a wreck than stab something. That being said, mopping while on the scooter is a real blast. Not blast as in, mercilessly decimating the forces of chaos and all who would wish harm to the great popsicle. But certainly more fun than the rollerskate idea they cooked up a couple thousand years ago. You ever try to mop a floor in roller skates? Wheel tracks everywhere.

One of the perks of the moped is that it's small enough that I only need a day to wash and wax it. And then sit back and laugh at those other guy who have to spend DAYS to properly detail those big lumbering minivans. Also, really good gas mileage. Only need to top it off about once very 60-70 years.

So the bad news is I can't let you borrow it on Friday like you asked. Seems there is some sort of 'insertion' going on and they need a full crew. I'll wager it's just new protocol for cleaning the bathrooms.

_While the model is complete, I am not making a driver for it. _
I don't have the wherewithal to do so. Another modeler is likely going to make one in the future, but I won't be. Here are a couple models with drivers that could be adapted to work in the meantime.

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2950917
or
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2807959

This model is free and I would find great joy in seeing others build it. But if you feel an overwhelming desire to show appreciation and support the work that goes into making these models, tips are also greatly appreciated.

To mop and serve!

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  • 3D design format: STL Folder details Close
    • Gyrfalcon1.stl
    • Gyrfalcon2.stl
    • Gyrfalcon3.stl
    • Gyrfalcon4.stl
    • GyrfalconLance.stl
    • GyrfalconLanceMop1.stl
    • GyrfalconLanceMop2.stl
    • GyrfalconStand.stl

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  • Publication date: 2019/06/20 at 16:01

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